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How Could You do That to Your 12 Year Old Son!?

Posted: May 2, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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Not bad to me so much, but heartbreaking in general. I worked at a national chain restaurant for 5 years that served a lot of burgers and fries, 350+ lbs man gets sat with his ~12 year old son, already easily 250+ lbs. Dad orders a triple bacon burger with extra cheese and extra bacon bacon 2 sides of ranch and 2 sides of sour cream. Son orders double bacon burger with extra cheese and extra bacon bacon 2 sides of ranch and 2 sides of sour cream. Dad gets half jovial/half upset and says “that’s not enough for my son! Give him more than that!” and coerced the son into ordering not only a triple burger but and extra side of fries….

-Courtney

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Teenage Creep

Posted: May 1, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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I got cut and had to sweep underneath my booths. I had a bunch of kids that night so it was guna take awhile. The restaurant was nearly empty except for a booth in the adjacent section. 4 boys all around 17 that were loud as hell. I got through sweeping three booths and when got working on the second I realized it suddenly got super quiet. I turned to see one of them holding out his phone… taking pictures…of me bending over. The second I realized what he was doing I dropped the dustpan and broom and walked back to the line and announced I was done cleaning my section.

-Eve

All Hands to my Apron

Posted: April 10, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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I used to work at restaurants as a college student making balloon animals for tips. Every group of exclusively women would ask for a penis of some variation. One woman asked for MY penis, not with words, but by fondling it while she delivered my $3 tip into my apron…

-Chris

That’s Really up to Him

Posted: April 8, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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During my on the floor training (which i’ve recently finished), i went up to a table of two and introduced myself and my trainer. one of the people (both incredibly large women) asked my trainer “ooooh so can we spank him if he messes up?” without missing a beat my trainer responds with “that’s really up to him”…I watched them lick their lips…

-Carl

Mandals?

Posted: April 2, 2013 in Creeps, Gross, Stories
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I just saw my manager walk into the restaurant wearing a suit with mandals (man sandals). He might have the creepiest toes I have ever seen.

-Kati

To All the Inappropriate Creeps Out There

Posted: March 25, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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You know what my job doesn’t require? Receiving bedroom eyes and inappropriate language from grown men who are complete strangers and twice my age. I’m not some random girl who you get to toss compliments~ at in the hopes that maybe I’ll flirt with you and remind you what it’s like to be wanted sexually, because you know what happens when I don’t flirt with you? You become rude and obnoxious and you don’t leave me any tips on a nearly $50 bill. I’m not an object, I’m a PERSON. And furthermore, I’m a woman, and I’m a woman who will demand respect or at least some semblance of respectful interaction with people. I’m past the point of nodding and agreeing and THANKING YOU for coming onto me while I’m at work, because I didn’t know what else to do. I know what to do now, and I guarantee you won’t like those results, so I’d advise you to learn how to talk to women.

-Kayla

My Perky Little Waitress Voice

Posted: February 13, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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Don’t mistake my perky waitress voice for me actually liking you….I get paid to deal with creeps like you!

- Laura

Dear old man at Chili’s

Posted: January 31, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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Thanks for telling me I have a great body for the Hooters uniform! Unfortunately, I work at Chili’s, not Hooters, to avoid creepy men like yourself. Just because you always tip over 50% doesn’t mean that I have to put up with your vulgar “compliments”. Go buy a hooker with all that money if you want someone to creep on. You are paying me for food, nothing more.

And another thing…next time you want to tell my manager that I’m out of line for feeling disrespected, take a step back and look at what line YOU crossed.

- Nicole

How About I personalize Your Face?

Posted: January 27, 2013 in Creeps, Stories, Top Stories
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Our District Manager is such a creepy mouth-breather…. whenever he comes by, he stays the whole day and just walks around breathing down everyone’s neck and talks in this child molester voice and asks a billion questions at once: “Hey gal! How’s it going today? All your food coming out alright? Everything going okay? Have you tried our new dish? Been personalizing drink orders? Been giving great service? Have you been PERSONALIZING YOUR SERVICE?”

personalize my service… how about I personalize your face?

- Chrissy

Almost Got Robbed

Posted: January 17, 2013 in Creeps, Stories
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When I used to waitress, around 2 years ago, I would close with just my female manager and one dish boy. He only spoke Spanish.

Anyway, one night it was dead. A group of 4 guys came in and sat at the counter looking for something to carry out. I was just busy cleaning getting ready to close, about half an hour to go. These guys are acting strange, some where looking around while whispering to each other. They where there for about ten minutes, not even paying attention to the menu. Then I noticed there were two guys at the entrance of the restaurant and three more outside by two cars, which where still running.

At this point I got a bit nervous. The one dish boy was busy cleaning the kitchen and my manager was in the office doing paper work. So here I am, alone. Not even 5 minutes later two police officers (who were my regulars) came in for dinner. As soon as they got in all of the guys left without a hesitation.

When the two officers left they asked if I was okay. I told them I was fine, just a little freaked out by the moment. They told me that those guys were probably going to rob the diner and I’m lucky they came in that night. Most scared I have ever been at work.

-Kathryn

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