Archive for the ‘Dumb Customers’ Category
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Me: “Hi, I’m Megan, I’ll be your waitress tonight.”
Customer: “Well, hi, I’m Joe and I’ll be your customer for tonight”
Oh, the laughs that were had. ._.
Tags: breakroomstories, Dumb People, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, Stories, WTF
I am a host. At the host stand we have a bucket with crayons for little kids. On the way out of my restaurant a woman stopped at the host stand and started shoveling crayons into her purse. I said, “ma’am those are for children please stop stealing our crayons” she replied, ” Listen here missy don’t be tellin me what to do! besides you can afford to let me steal crayons” then she zipped up her giant purse and ran out of the restaurant. I was speechless.
Tags: Dumb People, food, food drinks, food service, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, salad, server stories, waiter stories, WTF
I had a lady complain that her salad was too cold, and now she had to let it sit and warm up before she could eat it. WTF!?
Tags: closing time, Dumb People, how to be a waitress, Humor, life, musings, opinion, random, waitress problems
Customer: “Are you guys closed?”
Me: (After locking the door, putting up the closed sign, and turning off the lights) “No we just like to sit in here with the lights off and the doors locked.”
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When you split a check you officially fall into the category of what we in the service industry call douchetarded. Have fun with that.
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Just when you think you’ve heard it all…someone asks “uhhMmm what kind of fish is in the Ahi Sliders?”…..really?!
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I worked at a cafeteria and got some pretty weird/gross requests. -ranch on fruit jello -regular chubby kids got (everytime) fried chicken, french fries, and mash potatoes with extra gravy they would peal the skin off the fried chicken and dip it in gravy. (I felt like I was handing them death) -saw a lady put sugar on her spaghetti
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Last night I had a couple at my table. Our restaurant serves a Vodka Shrimp Pasta. She “snaps” her fingers to signal me over to the table, then she orders our Vodka Shrimp Pasta and says, “lemme upgrade to Goose in that pasta.” (the sauce is just called Vodka sauce there is no booze in it) I said “no problem” rang in a chilled double shot of Grey Goose and drank the shot in the back of the restaurant. This smug lady said she loved the pasta! haha I loved my free shot of Grey Goose!
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Used to work at a quaint, family-owned seafood restaurant when I was a teenager. We sold fried corn, three pieces per order. If you wanted more, you better mention it and it’s gonna cost you extra.
Had a woman get a take out order and then drive back, screeching how she didn’t get all of her corn. I open her bag, there’s three pieces. I explain that it’s all there, no mistakes at all, and even offer to give her a free drink for her drive home. She proceeds to go batshit crazy inside the restaurant, demanding that we give her extra food for free because she thought the order came with more. Being extremely tiny and young, I was terrified.
My managers are willing to work with misunderstandings, but they threw that bitch out.