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Do people take time to carve things into the toilet seats at your restaurant? Nothing says gangster like carving your gang symbol where people put their bare asses and take a shit? I guess that carving technique they learned in Shawshank State Penitentiary can finally reach the wide audience they dreamed about while sharpening shivs on Cell Block E. It’s finally happening for you homeboy.

-Jorge

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I can’t tell you how many times I want to wear a shirt to work that says “I work for 2.13 an hour, would YOU work for that wage?” and then hang signs on all my tip jars that say “This is *not* just a tip jar, this is my *paycheck* – have a great day!”

-Gigi

Probably one of he coolest “fights” I ever saw was a Marine and some guy who was trash-talking him.

I was behind the bar talking to the Marine who was having a beer, and this other guy was standing behind my buddy, talking shit about him.

He was doing his best to ignore the guy, but finally sighed, handed me his beer, spun around, hit the guy – with an open hand- just under the ear and the guy just folded like fucking origami. Then the Marine turned back around, took his beer back and resumed the conversation as if nothing had happened.

-John

I was a barback for 3 months at a VERY high scale hotel/restaurant/bar a year ago. These people were astoundingly rich, we charged people $8 a beer (minimum) and $19 for a shot of Patron and they would order them by the dozen. They thought they were invincible.

I was working one evening and it was particularly busy and the service was incredibly slow, like a “wait 10 minutes for the bartender to even glance at you” slow. Anyways, a guy comes up to me asking for another drink. I explained to him that I could not serve him because I was only a barback (it was easy to mistake people because we all wore the same uniform). It was very loud and what I thought he said back was “Can you just get me a drink of water?” So, I filled a glass up with water and gave it to the gentleman (probably around 45ish and I was 20). He immediately started screaming at me “FUCK YOU I SAID MY DRINK TASTES LIKE WATER GIVE ME ANOTHER DRINK!!” and threw the glass behind the bar  hitting one of the female bartenders in the back of the head. All of the bartenders went silent and out of nowhere one of them climbs over the bar and tackles the guy that threw the drink. Security dragged that asshole out of the bar never to be seen again.

-Daniel

I went to pick up plates from a couples table. The woman was crying to the man saying: “But we could still be friends right?!!” I walked backwards.

-BreakRoomStories

Cold Hearted

Posted: September 24, 2012 in Fights, Stories
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I had a couple have a fight which ended with the guy running out crying an the woman just sitting there on her phone looking like she couldnt care less. it was brutal

-BreakRoomStories