Definitely caught a lady at my table giving her man a hand-job.
-Alex
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I was thinking about it annnnd I think everyone in my restaurant has hooked up with at least 3 other co-workers. We’re a bunch of sluts.
-Alicia
My last job my co-workers and I were talking about who we thought was cute and how had the cutest butt. Girl talk of course. I happened to mention that I thought our store manager had a cute butt. Next time I saw him I just started giggling. He asked me what was so funny, I told him he didn’t want to know. He insisted that he did. So, I told him I thought he had a cute butt. He immediately turned and walked away with a bright red face. This is a man who always has a come back for everything. He avoided me for a long time. Someone finally told his boss about it, all he did was laugh and wished he could have been there to see him speechless because it never happened before. I ended up hooking up with him later that month haha!
-Cheri
Had two regulars that would come in for Bears games like clockwork. Never missed a game in the two years I worked there. Nice guys married with kids and working as house painters. One looked like Michael Chiklis the other looked like Ned from Groundhog’s day. One day they get fall down sloppy and start causing a ruckus. I tell them that they have to clear out and they stumble to the sidewalk. Five minutes later everyone in the bar is gathering around the front window. I look out and these two dudes are making out in the middle of Clark Street. Never saw them again.
-Chad
I work at a restaurant on the beach. One of my tables by the window was a family of 3 (Mom Dad and 5 year old son) they called me over and asked if I could close all the blinds in the restaurant. I thought that was a strange request since it was such a nice day, until I looked down at the beach and caught a middle-aged couple having sex right on the sand!
I couldn’t help it, I had to take a picture and share it with BreakRoomStories.com!
-Kevin
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One of my male co-workers always complains how he doesn’t get laid. I am thinking of taking one for the team because I am worried he is going to explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
-Candice
Sneaking shots mid shift with my co-worker crush in anticipation of sitting on his face later.
-Alex
Just watched my 22 year old co-bartender leave with a 40 something cougar that was chatting him up all night.
-Trevor
That awkward shift when your section is right next to the co-worker you had sex with last night at a work party…
-Katie
I was working one friday night in a very packed city bar. Around midnight as people where getting good and sauced up my fellow bartenders noticed this couple getting very hot and heavy. FYI PDA’s are gross and really obnoxious sitting at the bar… Anyway these two are going at way harder than your normal drunk cpl. Her facial expression gave it away. Turns out that his hand was all the way up her skirt and… you can imagine the rest. They were so into it that they didnt notice that people where starting to watch. So much so that a two foot radius developed around them and half the bar was watching. At this point my buddy took a flashlight and shined upon them like a spotlight. After about 30 seconds of being “on stage” the dude realized what was going on but didn’t stop! Finally the girl came too and bolted for the door. Dude threw a $100 on the bar and they both left to a standing ovation. AWESOME
-Eddie