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I accidentally banged my co-worker last night…


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While I was working tonight I was thinking about the fact that I have had sex with the owner on about every square foot of the restaurant :)

Sorry not sorry


Definitely caught a lady at my table giving her man a hand-job.


Just caught my boyfriend of 2 years (who I work with and live with) making out with a hostess behind our restaurant. FML.


I work at a restaurant across the street from a hotel and a big convention center so we often get customers from business conventions. One night a late 30′s business women came in solo and sat at my table. Four martinis later she and I got real chatty. She told me all about her directional drilling company blah blah blah I was trying to act interested to get a big tip. She is finally ready to go and I drop the check. She leaves and winks at me on the way out. I go back to the table and open the check presenter. Inside was exact change for the bill, a room key, a condom, and a note. The note said I have the rest of your tip in room 613 and I got you something to wear….


I was working one friday night in a very packed city bar. Around midnight as people where getting good and sauced up my fellow bartenders noticed this couple getting very hot and heavy. FYI PDA’s are gross and really obnoxious sitting at the bar… Anyway these two are going at way harder than your normal drunk cpl. Her facial expression gave it away. Turns out that his hand was all the way up her skirt and… you can imagine the rest.

They were so into it that they didn’t notice that people where starting to watch. So much so that a two foot radius developed around them and half the bar was watching. At this point my buddy took a flashlight and shined upon them like a spotlight. After about 30 seconds of being “on stage” the dude realized what was going on but didn’t stop! Finally the girl came too and bolted for the door. Dude threw a $100 on the bar and they both left to a standing ovation. AWESOME


One of my male co-workers always complains how he doesn’t get laid. I am thinking of taking one for the team because I am worried he is going to explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.


Had two regulars that would come in for Bears games like clockwork. Never missed a game in the two years I worked there. Nice guys married with kids and working as house painters. One looked like Michael Chiklis the other looked like Ned from Groundhog’s day. One day they get fall down sloppy and start causing a ruckus. I tell them that they have to clear out and they stumble to the sidewalk. Five minutes later everyone in the bar is gathering around the front window. I look out and these two dudes are making out in the middle of Clark Street. Never saw them again.


My last job my co-workers and I were talking about who we thought was cute and how had the cutest butt.  Girl talk of course.  I happened to mention that I thought our store manager had a cute butt.  Next time I saw him I just started giggling.  He asked me what was so funny, I told him he didn’t want to know.  He insisted that he did.  So, I told him I thought he had a cute butt.  He immediately turned and walked away with a bright red face.  This is a man who always has a come back for everything.  He avoided me for a long time.  Someone finally told his boss about it, all he did was laugh and wished he could have been there to see him speechless because it never happened before.  I ended up hooking up with him later that month haha!


OMG! It was almost closing time and there were barely any people in the restaurant. I finished my last table and my side work and go to find my shift lead (our restaurant has a policy that you need to get signed out by a shift lead) I look every-where for this guy…After looking for him for 20 minutes I decided to sign my self out and go to our walk in fridge to grab my leftovers from break. Guess who is in the walk in! My shift lead having sex with the hostess!