Archive for the ‘Hook Ups’ Category

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OMG! It was almost closing time and there were barely any people in the restaurant. I finished my last table and my side work and go to find my shift lead (our restaurant has a policy that you need to get signed out by a shift lead) I look every-where for this guy…After looking for him for 20 minutes I decided to sign my self out and go to our walk in fridge to grab my leftovers from break. Guess who is in the walk in! My shift lead having sex with the hostess!

-Stacy

When you’re with the woman who’s not your wife, you’re a lot nicer to us, probably because YOU know that WE know it’s not your wife, because you’re a regular and we know your wife.

-Brooke

Had two regulars that would come in for Bears games like clockwork. Never missed a game in the two years I worked there. Nice guys married with kids and working as house painters. One looked like Michael Chiklis the other looked like Ned from Groundhog’s day. One day they get fall down sloppy and start causing a ruckus. I tell them that they have to clear out and they stumble to the sidewalk. Five minutes later everyone in the bar is gathering around the front window. I look out and these two dudes are making out in the middle of Clark Street. Never saw them again.

-Chad

My last job my co-workers and I were talking about who we thought was cute and how had the cutest butt.  Girl talk of course.  I happened to mention that I thought our store manager had a cute butt.  Next time I saw him I just started giggling.  He asked me what was so funny, I told him he didn’t want to know.  He insisted that he did.  So, I told him I thought he had a cute butt.  He immediately turned and walked away with a bright red face.  This is a man who always has a come back for everything.  He avoided me for a long time.  Someone finally told his boss about it, all he did was laugh and wished he could have been there to see him speechless because it never happened before.  I ended up hooking up with him later that month haha!

-Cheri

That awkward shift when your section is right next to the co-worker you had sex with last night at a work party…

-Katie

I accidentally banged my co-worker last night…

-Justine

While I was working tonight I was thinking about the fact that I have had sex with the owner on about every square foot of the restaurant :)

Sorry not sorry

-Janie

Definitely caught a lady at my table giving her man a hand-job.

-Alex

Just caught my boyfriend of 2 years (who I work with and live with) making out with a hostess behind our restaurant. FML.

-Brooke