Break Room Stories

Dinner Rolls, They Are Complimentary. NOT A MEAL

breakroomstories — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:51:12 +0000

If you order two waters with lemon and immediately ask what our specials are and when you can have some of the complimentary rolls, you’re gonna have a bad time. Speaking of the rolls, they are complimentary. NOT A MEAL.

-Katie

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Endless Trips Back to a Table

breakroomstories — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:50:33 +0000

I’m about to cut loose up in this bitch. Long winded rant coming on…One thing I can’t stand is when someone asks me for something, then when I come back, they want something else….and again, something else when I come back with extra item #2. Either that, or someone else at the table wants something after I’ve made 2 trips for person #1. They go: “HAHAHA SORRY..” No, you fat, vapid dinosaur. You’re not sorry. You want your pina colada sauce, and don’t care who else has to wait because you all couldn’t figure out everything you wanted the first time. I don’t care if I have to write down 5 things if it means I can do it all in one goddamn trip. The first trip is no problem. Trip #2 is strike 1, and asking me for a third thing right as I bring back #2 is strikes 2 and 3. You’re waiting for whatever the fuck it is now, because GASP!! I HAVE OTHER CUSTOMERS IN MY SECTION BESIDES YOU.

-Ben

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A Message From BreakRoomStories.com Please Like Our Instagram!

breakroomstories — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:48:09 +0000

My name is Chris, I am the founder and owner of BreakRoomStories.com.I would like to say thank you for all of the support so far! Our little website has seen major growth over the past few months and its all because of you! One way we are reaching out to more members of the food service community is through our new Instagram page, please click the link below, follow us, and share with your Instagram friends. The more people we find the more fun the stories get. So from the bottom of my heart thank you and I can’t wait to read your food service horror stories.

-Chris

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Broke is not a Joke

breakroomstories — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:50 +0000

This stellar human being handed me the check presenter with exact change and said to my face “sorry chief I am to broke to tip you.”

-Tommy

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Ramekin Grenade

breakroomstories — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:28:59 +0000

Can someone please explain the physics of dropping a ramekin and it EXPLODING like a grenade? Seriously there could barley be any ranch in that sucker and if dropped there will be ranch on the ceiling!

-Brandon

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Server Problems: Gifs About the Service Industry

breakroomstories — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:33:24 +0000

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The Runs: Customer Poops Pants in Restaurant

breakroomstories — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:12:03 +0000

Old Lady with severe dementia comes in with her family. As I am pre-bussing she proclaims that she has to use the restroom. However, she had already began to go. Diarrhea all over the seat and trailing through the dining room. We had to open the emergency exit to let guests leave. I felt so bad for the busser who had to clean it up! I tipped him extra that night!

-Rachel

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Would you Like an Old Fashioned?

breakroomstories — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:11:27 +0000

Definitely caught a lady at my table giving her man a hand-job.

-Alex

Filed under: Hook Ups, Stories Tagged: breakroomstories, food service, Funny, Girls, restaurants, Server, sexy, Stories, Waiter

ALSE Video: Chiropractor’s Commercial, I Can’t Tell If Serious or Not

breakroomstories — Thu, 16 May 2013 18:57:09 +0000

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I Am Feeling Bud Light

breakroomstories — Thu, 16 May 2013 18:51:34 +0000

Me: “Hey, how are you doing this evening?”

Customer: “Bud Light”

I’ve never felt “Bud Light” before, but it doesn’t sound pleasant.

-Tom

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