This stellar human being handed me the check presenter with exact change and said to my face “sorry chief I am to broke to tip you.”
-Tommy
Posts Tagged ‘Bad Tippers’
Broke is not a Joke
Posted: May 21, 2013 in StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, breakroomstories, Dumb People, food service, Horrible Customers, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
Soup Salad Bread Sticks and One Dollar
Posted: May 6, 2013 in Cheap, StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, cheap, olive garden, soup salad bread sticks, WTF
It blows my mind how many more cheap assholes show up when my restaurant advertises our unlimited soup salad and bread stick meal….I get it, you are going to run me all over the restaurant for an hour while you slurp down 4 bowls of soup and demand more salty bread sticks to soak up all that extra ranch your fupa is demanding you consume….but do you really have to tip me $1????
-Chad
I Only Have $30 And we All Need Food And Desert
Posted: May 5, 2013 in Bad Tip, Cheap, StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, Children, Disgusting, Dumb People, food service, Horrible Customers, Humor, Kids, server stories, waiter stories
I work at a national chain restaurant. A woman came in with her three small, unruly children. I greet the table with a smile but before I am able to get anything out of my mouth she says: “I have 30 dollars. That’s all. You need to make sure that the bill isn’t over 30 dollars and we all need to eat and have ice cream.”
Ummm are you kidding me? How the hell is that MY responsibility?! Great, so I am clearly not getting a tip and now I have to do math on top of it. It ended up being one of the most difficult dinner/dessert service of my life (complete with MANY substitutions, send backs, and my manager having to comp due to her dissatisfaction) the bill came to $29.84…AND SHE HAD THE NERVE TO LEAVE THE CHANGE ON THE TABLE.
-Raleigh
Gospel Stiffers
Posted: May 4, 2013 in Bad Tip, StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, Disgusting, Dumb People, food service, gospel, Humor, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories
I had a very large group of people come in 15 minutes before closing. They special ordered everything. Sang a VERY loud and animated rendition of Happy Birthday, gospel style. Asked me very awkward questions, and left no tip whatsoever. hallelujah!!
-Todd
All Hands to my Apron
Posted: April 10, 2013 in Creeps, StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, breakroomstories, creep, Disgusting, Funny, Horrible Customers, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
I used to work at restaurants as a college student making balloon animals for tips. Every group of exclusively women would ask for a penis of some variation. One woman asked for MY penis, not with words, but by fondling it while she delivered my $3 tip into my apron…
-Chris
Here’s 2 Things For Me That Really Grinds my Gears
Posted: April 10, 2013 in StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, Bartender, breakroomstories, Disgusting, Dumb People, food drinks, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
1. People coming to an Italian restaurant and expecting gluten free meals. 90% the shit we serve is pasta!
2. Of course, the last minute asshole. You know, that guy that comes in with his stupid-ass girlfriend at 1055 when you’re about to lock the door at 11. Fuck you. Fuck you and your stupid skankasaurus girlfriend.
-Leo
I Want a Dinner Salad on a BIG plate, Not a Bowl. A BIG Plate
Posted: April 7, 2013 in Dumb Customers, StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, breakroomstories, Dumb People, food drinks, food service, Horrible Customers, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
As I was taking an order today and the women held up a prissy finger and thrust her head forward. ”Uh, WAIT. I’m not DONE O-kay. I want a dinner salad on a BIG plate, not a bowl. A BIG plate.” She helpfully gestured with her hands. Thank God, because after all these years waiting tables I still don’t know what the fuck a “big plate” is. *facepalm*
-Michelle
Since I Have Coupons I Don’t Tip Right?
Posted: March 29, 2013 in Cheap, StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, food, how to be a waiter, Humor, life, musings, opinion, waiter problems
Yes……. if you have coupons for free everything you still tip the waiter. A genuine question I was asked today by a grown man.
-Troy
O Really? Tipping is an Option?
Posted: March 25, 2013 in Dumb Customers, StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, food, how to be a waitress, Humor, life, musings, opinion, waitress problems
“Tipping is an option.”
“So is me spitting in your food”
I’m gonna go all Jerry Springer on the next person to not tip me on a $50 bill.
-Rachel
Tip Jar
Posted: January 25, 2013 in Photos, Tip JarTags: Bad Tippers, big tippers, how to be a waiter, Humor, kitchen server, life, musings, Photos, restaurants
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