I had a drunk customer who could not pay her bill run off and call 911 claiming that I had stabbed her. My weapon of choice you ask? A sweet potato french fry. The reaction of the cop was truly priceless.
-Ben
Posts Tagged ‘bar’
She Claimed I Stabbed Her
Posted: April 4, 2013 in Drunk, StoriesTags: bar, Bartender, bartender problems, Drunk Girls, food and drinks, how to be a bartender, Humor, life, musings, random
Ninja Karate Spin Chop
Posted: January 7, 2013 in Fights, StoriesTags: bar, Bartender, drinks, Dumb People, fight, Funny, marine
Probably one of he coolest “fights” I ever saw was a Marine and some guy who was trash-talking him.
I was behind the bar talking to the Marine who was having a beer, and this other guy was standing behind my buddy, talking shit about him.
He was doing his best to ignore the guy, but finally sighed, handed me his beer, spun around, hit the guy – with an open hand- just under the ear and the guy just folded like fucking origami. Then the Marine turned back around, took his beer back and resumed the conversation as if nothing had happened.
-John
