Posts Tagged ‘Children’

I Only Have $30 And we All Need Food And Desert

Posted: May 5, 2013 in Bad Tip, Cheap, Stories
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I work at a national chain restaurant. A woman came in with her three small, unruly children. I greet the table with a smile but before I am able to get anything out of my mouth she says: “I have 30 dollars. That’s all. You need to make sure that the bill isn’t over 30 dollars and we all need to eat and have ice cream.”

Ummm are you kidding me? How the hell is that MY responsibility?! Great, so I am clearly not getting a tip and now I have to do math on top of it. It ended up being one of the most difficult dinner/dessert service of my life (complete with MANY substitutions, send backs, and my manager having to comp due to her dissatisfaction) the bill came to $29.84…AND SHE HAD THE NERVE TO LEAVE THE CHANGE ON THE TABLE.

-Raleigh

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Poor Choices Last Night

Posted: April 29, 2013 in Funny, Stories
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Ok so Sunday I had this family at a table. 5 little boys and their parents. The first four little boys all ordered soda, and then the last little boy ordered a water. While he was ordering his dad interrupted by sternly saying that he had made poor choices last night so he only gets water. Without missing a beat I looked him straight in the eye and said I completely understand, when I make poor choices I drink a lot of water the next day ;)

-Eve

A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift Gallery 

Posted: April 24, 2013 in A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift, Photos
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Crazy Monkey Kid

Posted: April 23, 2013 in Crazy, Stories
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I had a kid run up to me just the other day when I was working at round table. It grabbed my leg and tried to shimmy up it like a monkey on bath salts. The mother came over and ripped it off of me only to proclaim “Don’t you ever touch my child again or I’ll call the police” Lady, I swear to fucking christ…

-Jayme

Can I Have Your Breasts Please

Posted: April 22, 2013 in Stories
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The 5ish looking kid at my table today.
Kid: “Can I have your breasts please?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Kid “Your chicken breast sandwich lady…relax”

I couldn’t believe the sass from a little kid!

-Julia

A Little Somethin Extra to Get Your Through Your Shift

Posted: February 13, 2013 in A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift, Photos
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A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift

Posted: January 30, 2013 in A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift, Photos
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A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift

Posted: January 26, 2013 in A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift, Photos
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A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift

Posted: January 23, 2013 in A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift, Photos
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A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift

Posted: January 22, 2013 in A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift, Photos
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