Posts Tagged ‘drinks’

Restaurant Randomness

Posted: May 15, 2013 in Photos, Restaurant Randomness
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The Sexual Tension was Ridiculous

Posted: April 5, 2013 in Hook Ups, Stories
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Had two regulars that would come in for Bears games like clockwork. Never missed a game in the two years I worked there. Nice guys married with kids and working as house painters. One looked like Michael Chiklis the other looked like Ned from Groundhog’s day. One day they get fall down sloppy and start causing a ruckus. I tell them that they have to clear out and they stumble to the sidewalk. Five minutes later everyone in the bar is gathering around the front window. I look out and these two dudes are making out in the middle of Clark Street. Never saw them again.

-Chad

Are You Kidding me Buddy?

Posted: April 4, 2013 in Drunk, Stories
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I once argued with a guy I had cut off for ten minutes that he was too drunk to stay. The reason? He had ordered one drink, gulped it down, and then puked everything in his belly up onto my bar. He then immediately forgot he had done this, and demanded to know where his drink was, argued with me that I had tossed it when he wasn’t looking, and that he hadn’t thrown up. I had to be like: “there is literally puke on the lapel of your coat right now. Look down.” He was stunned.

-Ian

Last Call

Posted: January 29, 2013 in Last Call, Photos
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Frat Boy Reunion

Posted: January 14, 2013 in Drunk, Stories
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One time I had a bunch of 30 something ex frat boys meet at my bar for some kind of frat boy reunion. I knew it was going to be a long night when a big fat balding wreck walks through the door and the group starts chanting, “BRONAN THE BEERBARIAN!”

-Mark

Ninja Karate Spin Chop

Posted: January 7, 2013 in Fights, Stories
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Probably one of he coolest “fights” I ever saw was a Marine and some guy who was trash-talking him.

I was behind the bar talking to the Marine who was having a beer, and this other guy was standing behind my buddy, talking shit about him.

He was doing his best to ignore the guy, but finally sighed, handed me his beer, spun around, hit the guy – with an open hand- just under the ear and the guy just folded like fucking origami. Then the Marine turned back around, took his beer back and resumed the conversation as if nothing had happened.

-John