Me: “Hey, how are you doing this evening?”
Customer: “Bud Light”
I’ve never felt “Bud Light” before, but it doesn’t sound pleasant.
-Tom
Posts Tagged ‘food drinks’
I Am Feeling Bud Light
Posted: May 16, 2013 in Funny, Stories, Top StoriesTags: breakroomstories, Dumb People, food, food drinks, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
Modern Toilet: A Toilet Themed Restaurant…
Posted: May 15, 2013 in VideosTags: food, food drinks, food service, Funny, Humor, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories, WTF
At the entrance is our mascot….a poo poo!
Can I Just Say That People Who Work at Restaurants Are Not Your Slaves?
Posted: May 13, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: breakroomstories, Disgusting, Dumb People, food drinks, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories, WTF
We are also not your servants. We sure as hell aren’t your dog and we are not your mother or your maid. I cannot stand when people have no manners, are rude, dirty or just have no idea how to conduct themselves in public.
Here’s a few general reminders for next time you go out to eat:
- If you walk in and there is a hostess you can generally assume YOU DO NOT SEAT YOURSELF
- Once said hostess seats you IT IS RUDE TO MOVE TABLES WITHOUT ASKING
- Restaurants generally follow a seating rotation. That being said there is a reason you’re being sat where you are.
- People make mistakes. Hostesses and waitresses are people too.
- If you’re polite, I can almost guarantee your service will be 100x better.
- Waiters and waitresses make about 2 dollars an hour: most of which they have to give back to the restaurant. TIP YOUR SERVER.
- Say please and thank you. It honestly does make a difference.
- If you’re going to request a table, don’t request one that you can obviously see is dirty.
- A call ahead is different from a reservation.
- If everyone in the restaurant can hear your conversation, YOU ARE TALKING TOO LOUD.
- The menus are not place mats
-Miranda
When You’re Almost Done With Side Work And….
Posted: May 12, 2013 in Embarrassing, StoriesTags: Disgusting, food, food drinks, food service, Humor, server stories, side work, waiter stories
That moment when you are almost done with your side work and you drop a container holding 10 soy sauces that shatter everywhere and it keeps you there for another hour cleaning and makes you smell like soy sauce for dayyyyys. Just happened.
-Kerry
No Crying in The Club
Posted: May 12, 2013 in Drunk, StoriesTags: Bars, Bartender, brake up, Drunk Girls, Dumb People, food drinks, Funny, Humor
Guy was talking to his ex-girlfriend at the bar. He was crying, whining and begging for her to take him back. Loudly. From what I could tell, he didn’t cheat on her or anything, she just dumped him
She tells him, to his face, that maybe some day she will get back together with him, but she wants to be free and is probably going to have sex another guy that night, and points to a guy in a group she came with.
The guy starts crying, and saying “please don’t go home with that guy”, etc. The guy is literally begging.
She goes over to the guy she is going to fuck, and walks out with him while her ex boyfriend watches.
The dude just burst into tears. I felt so bad I did two shots with him and called him a cab.
-Jameson
Give Me a Lindsey Lohan
Posted: May 12, 2013 in Funny, StoriesTags: Bars, Bartender, cocktail, food drinks, Funny, Humor, Lindsey Lohan
Customer: “Give me a Lindsay Lohan”
Me: “What’s that?”
Customer: “A red-headed slut with a splash of Coke”
Me: “bahahahahahahaha”
-Chris
I Could Literally Hear Them Getting Diabetes
Posted: May 9, 2013 in StoriesTags: Disgusting, Dumb People, food, food drinks, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories
I worked a Bob Evans which is like…. IHOP for mostly old and fat people. One overweight family came in constantly (mom, dad, son and daughter both between 10-12 years old). One day, they all got side salads and extra ranch and extra extra extra bacon bits and croutons. Piles of both. Dad and son then ordered bacon cheeseburgers. Lots of bacon so far. Mom and daughter ordered something similar.
So I come to the table after dinner: Any desserts tonight? Mom orders some pie, dad orders a chocolate sundae. The son turns to his mom. “Mama can I have bacon for dessert?” Sure, son! The daughter’s turn. “I want croutons!!” Sure, honey. So I come back with pie, ice cream, a plate of bacon and a bowl of croutons, I could literally hear them getting diabetes.
-Tavo
It’s so Hard to Get Out
Posted: May 9, 2013 in StoriesTags: food, food drinks, food service, Funny, Girls, Humor, Server, server stories, Waiter, waiter stories, WTF
I was walking up to my 2 top with a couple to check on them and they were talking about fellatio. She said, “I swear to god, if I get cum in my hair….” I couldn’t help myself…I walked up and said, “god, that’s the WORST! It’s so hard to get out, too. So, can I get you another drink?” They laughed and I got a HHUUUGGE tip!
-Melissa
Medium What!?
Posted: May 8, 2013 in Dumb Customers, StoriesTags: Dumb People, food, food drinks, food service, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories
I once had a guy complain that his steak wasn’t medium-rare enough. I had the chef cook a new one, making sure it was warm and pink in the center. I brought it back, and the guy said, “That’s worse than before. It’s still red!” What he meant to say was that he wanted his steak medium-WELL, not rare.
Idiot.
-Steve
Advertised as Classy but Run Trashy
Posted: May 8, 2013 in Gross, StoriesTags: Disgusting, Dumb People, food drinks, food service, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories, WTF
I am a waitress at a popular chain restaurant I would love to tell people that the oriental chicken salad is one of the most fattening things on the menu, with almost 1500 calories. I cringed every time someone ordered it and made the comment of wanting to “eat light.” But we weren’t encouraged to tell people how fattening the menu items were unless they specifically asked.
Also, whenever someone wanted to order a “medium rare” steak, and I had to say we only make them “pink” or “no pink.” That’s because most of the kitchen is a row of microwaves. The steaks were cooked on a stove top, but then microwaved to death. Pink or no pink only referred to how microwaved to death you want your meat.
-Michelle
