If you order two waters with lemon and immediately ask what our specials are and when you can have some of the complimentary rolls, you’re gonna have a bad time. Speaking of the rolls, they are complimentary. NOT A MEAL.
-Katie
Posts Tagged ‘Funny’
Dinner Rolls, They Are Complimentary. NOT A MEAL
Posted: May 22, 2013 in StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, breakroomstories, Disgusting, Dumb People, food drinks, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter
Endless Trips Back to a Table
Posted: May 22, 2013 in StoriesTags: Bad Tippers, breakroomstories, Dumb People, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
I’m about to cut loose up in this bitch. Long winded rant coming on…One thing I can’t stand is when someone asks me for something, then when I come back, they want something else….and again, something else when I come back with extra item #2. Either that, or someone else at the table wants something after I’ve made 2 trips for person #1. They go: “HAHAHA SORRY..” No, you fat, vapid dinosaur. You’re not sorry. You want your pina colada sauce, and don’t care who else has to wait because you all couldn’t figure out everything you wanted the first time. I don’t care if I have to write down 5 things if it means I can do it all in one goddamn trip. The first trip is no problem. Trip #2 is strike 1, and asking me for a third thing right as I bring back #2 is strikes 2 and 3. You’re waiting for whatever the fuck it is now, because GASP!! I HAVE OTHER CUSTOMERS IN MY SECTION BESIDES YOU.
-Ben
Would you Like an Old Fashioned?
Posted: May 17, 2013 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: breakroomstories, food service, Funny, Girls, restaurants, Server, sexy, Stories, Waiter
Definitely caught a lady at my table giving her man a hand-job.
-Alex
I Am Feeling Bud Light
Posted: May 16, 2013 in Funny, Stories, Top StoriesTags: breakroomstories, Dumb People, food, food drinks, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
Me: “Hey, how are you doing this evening?”
Customer: “Bud Light”
I’ve never felt “Bud Light” before, but it doesn’t sound pleasant.
-Tom
We’re a Bunch of Sluts
Posted: May 15, 2013 in Hook Ups, Stories, Top StoriesTags: breakroomstories, Funny, Girls, restaurants, sexy server, Stories
I was thinking about it annnnd I think everyone in my restaurant has hooked up with at least 3 other co-workers. We’re a bunch of sluts.
-Alicia
Dude I Was Almost Done
Posted: May 15, 2013 in StoriesTags: Bartender, breakroomstories, Disgusting, Dumb People, food service, Funny, Humor, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
I’ve learned that some people think they are being discreet with sex in public, but really they’re just drunk and oblivious. I’ve also learned that there are others that simply do not give a shit, and will blatantly fuck anywhere.
One time there was an older couple, sitting at the bar, off in a corner by the wall. He looked really sleepy, and she was shaking a little bit and they weren’t talking much. At first I didn’t realize what was going on, and I thought they were just awkward as hell. Nope. Dude was getting a handy under the bar, and an extremely weird one apparently. He was just sitting there, head rolling around looking tired, while she furiously manhandled him, while trying to look around and play it cool.
I confront them: ”Hey folks, how you doing there? Can I get you anything? So where you from? Locals? Here on vacation? How do ya like it so far? When I approached they freaked out a little bit, and sat there looking at me, trying to make a coherent sentence. Eventually I told them, ”You may want to save that for later, we have cameras in here.”Lady looks embarrassed, and the guy says, “Dude I was almost done” Gross
-Brace
Powerful Looking Buttcheeks
Posted: May 15, 2013 in StoriesTags: breakroomstories, Dumb People, food service, Funny, Girls, Horrible Customers, Pick up lines, restaurants, Server, Stories, Waiter, WTF
The restaurant I work at forces us girls to wear spandex shorts. today a very very drunk man was apparently looking at my ass the entire time he was there. He stops me on the way to the bar and says, “hey hey I….just gots to say…gurl dyamm..dat asss…i mean your buttcheeks….shoot ah….you got some powerful looking buttcheeks ma’am…keep it up.” dude wtf does that mean!? Powerful looking buttcheeks? Should I be sad?
-Alexis
Modern Toilet: A Toilet Themed Restaurant…
Posted: May 15, 2013 in VideosTags: food, food drinks, food service, Funny, Humor, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories, WTF
At the entrance is our mascot….a poo poo!
Ranch Does Not Go With Everything
Posted: May 14, 2013 in StoriesTags: Disgusting, Dumb People, food service, Funny, Humor, restaurants, Server, server stories, Waiter, waiter stories, WTF
I work at a chain Italian restaurant. This guy orders chicken Alfredo and a side of ranch. I am assuming the ranch is for the little tiny piece of salad he is working on, so I put in the order and grab his side of ranch. It sits there till I drop the chicken Alfredo. This psycho grabs the side of ranch and dumps it into his chicken Alfredo, stirs it up, and takes a giant bite! Grossssss!
-Tiffany
Can I Just Say That People Who Work at Restaurants Are Not Your Slaves?
Posted: May 13, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: breakroomstories, Disgusting, Dumb People, food drinks, food service, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, server stories, waiter stories, WTF
We are also not your servants. We sure as hell aren’t your dog and we are not your mother or your maid. I cannot stand when people have no manners, are rude, dirty or just have no idea how to conduct themselves in public.
Here’s a few general reminders for next time you go out to eat:
- If you walk in and there is a hostess you can generally assume YOU DO NOT SEAT YOURSELF
- Once said hostess seats you IT IS RUDE TO MOVE TABLES WITHOUT ASKING
- Restaurants generally follow a seating rotation. That being said there is a reason you’re being sat where you are.
- People make mistakes. Hostesses and waitresses are people too.
- If you’re polite, I can almost guarantee your service will be 100x better.
- Waiters and waitresses make about 2 dollars an hour: most of which they have to give back to the restaurant. TIP YOUR SERVER.
- Say please and thank you. It honestly does make a difference.
- If you’re going to request a table, don’t request one that you can obviously see is dirty.
- A call ahead is different from a reservation.
- If everyone in the restaurant can hear your conversation, YOU ARE TALKING TOO LOUD.
- The menus are not place mats
-Miranda
