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I had a creepy foreign family in my section last night. They yelled at each other the entire time in some kind of Eastern European language and ordered in broken English. They ordered a chocolate cake for dessert and the youngest member of the family took it upon himself to “make” me (their waiter) a present. This creepy little foreign shit licks the remain chocolate on the plate into the shape of a heart.

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The family left without leaving a tip. I guess they thought letting their youngest son tongue the fuck out of a plate was enough gratuity for me….I hate foreigners.

-Mark

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I Fucking hate it.

-Jeff

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Rapper The Game posted this picture to his twitter this week. Supposedly The Game was feeling generous and tipped his waiter, Eme Ikwuakor, $6,000 dollars cash money! We don’t know if this is confirmed but that is a fat stack of cash and huge smile on Eme’s face. Game….sit in my section any time.

The Game Tips Waiter 6000 dollars

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Does anybody else wait till their non-slip shoes have holes in them before getting new ones?

-Travis

I work in restaurants, and I do enjoy it to some degree.

However, as anyone else in this industry will tell you, something mysterious and strange happens when normal people walk through those doors. They turn into entitled monsters who will ruin your night (and faith in humanity)

-Jake