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Posts Tagged ‘Revenge’
Fat Waiter Getting Revenge: From Road Trip the Movie
Posted: May 9, 2013 in Revenge, VideosTags: Disgusting, fat waiter, food service, Funny, Humor, restaurants, Revenge, Road Trip, server stories, waiter stories, WTF
I Put Him in His Place
Posted: May 7, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: Dumb People, food drinks, food service, Horrible Customers, restaurants, Revenge, Server, waiter stories
I worked at a Chili’s while in college then I joined National Guard, in ROTC, and so forth…so basically I still had my name on the books in order to show up and take a shift when I had free time.
So there I am, working a weekend shift when this guy comes in and orders a burger with no mustard – We’re slammed, and the kitchen made a mistake – he’s got mustard on his burger. He calls me over. “You are an idiot. I said no mustard – there’s mustard on this burger. How hard is it not to put mustard on a burger?”
Ok, he’s a little hotheaded, but we did make a mistake. So I apologize, bring it back, tell the cooks I need one without mustard. A minute later they put it up, and I bring it back. I’m just walking away, when he stands up and yells, “Get back here, you stupid moron!”
Everyone stops and looks. I turned around with a look on my face that probably ought to have been a warning to any reasonable person- but then a reasonable person wouldn’t have hollered at a server for a kitchen’s mistake. We are not dealing with a reasonable individual, and he starts to shout, gesticulating furiously, putting his finger in my face.
“You god damn idiot, all you did was scrape the mustard off, and there’s still mustard on my god damn burger. What is wrong with you? Are you retard? You’re a goddamn moron, you dumb piece of shit!”
For a second I’m stunned. And then it comes to me – I literally do not have to take this. So I look him in the eye and I say, “Sir, I don’t know who you think you are, but you sure as Hell can’t talk to me like that. You sit down, pipe down, and act like a civilized human being. And if you raise your voice again, or curse again, or insult me one more time, I’m going to graphically demonstrate how ill-advised it is to abuse an Army ranger who the government has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars teaching how to do a vast array of truly nasty things to people less deserving and more capable of defending themselves than you, you pasty, pudgy, piece of shit.” Not another word from this asshole the rest of the meal.
-Steve
Let me Just Change the Laws of Physics for You
Posted: March 26, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: food service, how to quit, Humor, life, musings, opinion, Revenge, waiter problems
It was a slow Tuesday afternoon. There were 2 tables in the restaurant I work at. One of my table is an overweight solo diner and he orders a well done steak. I put the order in and 7 minutes later he calls me back over and says this:
Customer: “um excuse me….where the hell is my steak. I am like the only person here how could my food take so long!?”
I couldn’t believe the attitude this asshole threw my way! I only had 4 more shifts at this restaurant because I had another job lined up so I said this….
Me: “You ordered a well done steak 7 minutes ago, and a well done steak takes 18 to 20 minutes to cook all the way. Would you like me to walk my happy ass back to the kitchen and change the laws of physics to get your charcoal dusted brick that used to be a delicious piece of meat? I mean I wouldn’t expect you to understand, you clearly have extensive experience at McDonald’s where “food” magically takes 2 minutes to prepare, but here where we actually make food that doesn’t automatically give you diabetes, its going to take a little bit longer.”
I walked out never looked back.
-Chris
Cook Opens Up a Giant Can of Whoop Ass!
Posted: March 20, 2013 in Restaurant Randomness, VideosTags: Cook Opens Up a Giant Can of Whoop Ass, deserved it, food, Humor, life, opinion, Revenge, Videos
Let’s face it, there are horrible people out there, and since we are in the service industry we have to take their trash. This video is shining beacon of hope, one cook sick of their shit, laying down the hammer. Enjoy and live vicariously through this video next time a scum sucker ends up in your section.
and don’t forget….tip your waitress
I am a Waiter Not a Stripper
Posted: March 6, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: bad tips, cheap people, how to be a waiter, Humor, life, musings, opinion, Revenge, waiter problems
After paying with exact change a mother with 2 spoiled bratty kids thrusts a dollar bill at me and says, “thanks, you were so good with us. take this,” then shook the dollar under my nose. The paper touched my face (her bill was $107.65) . I said, “I am a waiter not a stripper, keep that dollar for later hun.” Then walked away. Got chewed out by my boss but it was worth it.
- Kyle
You Better Think Twice Before Taking a Bite
Posted: February 5, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: creeps, how to be a waitress, Humor, life, musings, opinion, Revenge, waitress problems
One night when I was a waitress at Texas Roadhouse, a guy at my table of 20 people decided to start throwing peanuts at me while I was taking orders. One of the peanuts hit me in my chest and everyone at the table noticed it. Everyone got real quiet. I looked at the guy and said “I’ve got something really special for your food order,” and the whole table erupted with laughter. The guy turned bright red and had a look on his face that said he had just lost his appetite. I’m sure he thought twice before drinking his lemonade and biting into his steak.
-Leslie
Yankee Douching Penny Tippers
Posted: January 26, 2013 in Bad Tip, StoriesTags: bad tip, food, how to be a waiter, Humor, life, musings, Revenge
I had a couple of yankee douches tip me a penny because they ordered appetizers and entrees but only had 30 minutes for lunch. As if there lack of time management was my fault. Anyway, I walked outside and threw their yankee douching penny at them as they drove away.
Later the same night the very same pair of yankee douches called to complain. Fortunately my yankee douche manager Troy answered the phone and proceeded to insult them for improper tipping.
- Nicklaus
I am Not Serving You Until You Apologize
Posted: January 20, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: Bartender, breakroomstories, creep, Dumb People, Revenge, waiter stories
I worked at a cheap ass little restaurant for a while, surrounded by people who thought they were superduper, but weren’t. It was a dark, dusty mediocre food place that nobody really ever went to. The cook would yell at me for nothing, make me feel stupid. A year later, I started working at an Irish pub, two doors down. This business was flourishing, and low and behold, who walks in the door at 3 AM? THAT COOK. I told him I wouldn’t serve him until he apologized, and this was how abuse of power felt on the other side. He left.
-Henry
Good Riddance
Posted: January 14, 2013 in Revenge, StoriesTags: Good Riddance, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, Revenge, server stories, waiter stories
My absolute favorite customer smack down has to between a former boss lady and a crotchety fart stain of a customer* who tried to make a reservation a few weeks after leaving a $5 gratuity on a check for $102.
Boss: I’m surprised you’re calling to make a reservation. I thought you’d be calling to complain.
Jerk: No. Why would I complain? Everything was fantastic last time. I’m really excited to try your blah blah blah.
Boss: Well, in that case, I’m sorry but you are no longer welcome at our dinner service.
Jerk: What? Why?
Boss: Because you did not pay your bill in full last time.
Jerk: [yelling]
Boss: Leaving my girls $5 on a $102 tab is disgraceful. [hangs up]
-Mary
Sometimes When You get a $1 tip on an $85 check….You Just Have to Give it Back
Posted: November 13, 2012 in Bad Tip, VideosTags: Bad Tippers, Dumb People, Funny, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, Revenge, server stories, waiter stories, waiting the movie
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