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I got cut and had to sweep underneath my booths. I had a bunch of kids that night so it was guna take awhile. The restaurant was nearly empty except for a booth in the adjacent section. 4 boys all around 17 that were loud as hell. I got through sweeping three booths and when got working on the second I realized it suddenly got super quiet. I turned to see one of them holding out his phone… taking pictures…of me bending over. The second I realized what he was doing I dropped the dustpan and broom and walked back to the line and announced I was done cleaning my section.
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Recently, the pub I work at has a new policy about not allowing dogs on the patio, all because of one major douchebag in particular. It is a busy Sunday, serving mimosas to all of the drunk asses who wander up and down Belmont Shore California, when this fool’s dog just throws up twice on the patio. I come out with my hands full with 4 schooners when this guy says, “Hey my dog just threw up and you should clean it up before someone steps in it.” … Sure, sir, let me get right on that for you… NOT. So I come out with a pitcher of water and hand it to the guy. He scoffs and says, “You want me to clean this up? YOU work here.” Just as I was about to body slam him (I wish) some meat head steps in the throw up, and starts getting heated. Lucky for me, this meat head is a regular and also a bartender at another place on the street, and he made sure the guy clean up the puke on the ground… and his own feet :D
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You know those tables where you bend over backward: go back and forth 20 times to get every last random thing they ask for (ie wheat toast to precede steak and lobster, 7 sides of ranch, a unicorn turd on a stick, etc.), substitute up the ying, refire meals, fetch gallons of soda refills . . . Of course all with your best shit-eatin’ grin and sunny attitude? And then when they’re done you are *genuinely* pleasantly surprised to receive an 8% tip because you were sure it was gonna be 5% or nothing? Yeah. Fuck those tables.
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Me: “What salad dressing would you like on your salad?”
Annoying: “What kinds do you have?”
Me: “Ranch, Honey Mustard, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic, 1000 Island, (the list goes on forever. My restaurant has like 15).”
After I’ve finally listed all billion dressings that we have:
Annoying: “Oh I’ll just have Ranch.”
… which restaurants do NOT have ranch? (I know there are exceptions, but in a chain restaurant, this is HIGHLY unlikely that you won’t have ranch as a choice….
Shut up and get out of my life.
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A while ago I got sat a single kid who was 18 tops. He asked for a beer so I asked for I.D. he claimed he didn’t have any so I told him I couldn’t serve him any booze. He left and came back a few minutes later with a soda from Mcdonald’s and through it at our front window…….My manager made me clean it up.
Somebody please just shoot me.