Dead Night

Posted: October 20, 2012 in Funny, Stories
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Alright, to start off I want you know that I am currently at work. I also want you to know that I’ve had some pretty bad nights (fights, puke on the bar, old chicks flopping out saggy tits, four deep at the bar, people waving money and snapping their fingers to get my attention…) but I have never had a night as bad as tonight. Why so bad? Because the only person that I have seen tonight was my manager who walked in and said “holy shit. It’s fucking dead in here. Too bad the owner won’t let you close early. Welp, see you later.”


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