I had a drunken gentleman helicopter his dick at me when I refused to give him my number.
I had a man who would repeatedly piss himself and proceed to stick around acting like it never happened.
Woman fell face first off the toilet while taking a massive dump and ended up covered in it, crying and angry.
Massive (over 400 pound woman) broke a bar stool.
-Lauren
Break Room Stories 
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haha don’t get me started on bartender stories! I was a bartender for 6 years! I can’t remember how many people peed their pants at my bar.