Reblogged this on The Assisted Suicide of the Brown Table Downstairs and commented:
This is the truest, most sincere post of any server alive on this planet. We see this shit at least once a day. Calm down, folks. You’re gonna get aspartame poisoning!
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Reblogged this on The Assisted Suicide of the Brown Table Downstairs and commented:
This is the truest, most sincere post of any server alive on this planet. We see this shit at least once a day. Calm down, folks. You’re gonna get aspartame poisoning!
I thought the fact that diet coke was unhealthy was common knowledge. Like ‘air is what we breathe’. Guess not.