Serving at a bar, and this girl asks me to do something about a group of girls being in the only bathroom for over 45 minutes. I bust in after they refuse to open the door. They claim their friend is sick (food poisoning, lol) Turns out they were shooting up and we had to call an ambulance for the girl who apparently took on more than she could handle. Lame.
-Jack
Break Room Stories 
yikes! Scary stuff out in the world. God bless you, for putting up with so much. In your line of work, anything is possible, at anytime.