There is a booth in my restaurant right next to a computer. When ever you are ringing in things there you can hear everything they say at the booth. Last night I had a 4-top of 40 something cougars. 4 bottles of wine later I overhear them talking about what my penis might look like.
-Chris
Break Room Stories 
Count yourself lucky it was just talk mate. My first night on the job in a club that was trendy in the 90s, I was on bar and the other new kid was on the floor. A group of seven elderly women stripped the poor lad completely and took his clothes as trophies. He went home in a taxi wearing a suit made of aprons.
As a cougar I second that motion ;)
You should have offered to show them. lol