I instantly got sad when I saw an advertisement for all you can eat wings Tuesdays at my restaurant…what is it about all you can eat specials that brings out the cheapest most high maintenance people on the planet? Please go crawl back into the hole that you came from instead of stampeding into my section next Tuesday to be a hippopotamus and attempt to eat 10 servings of wings, drink a gallon of coke, then tip me 5%. k thanks.
-Meghan
Break Room Stories 
Besides being just plain unhealthy for our society.
In all honesty, I had never thought how awful AYCE must be for a server. Then again I try not to go to them because I overdo it and it ruins the rest of my day.
Oh my god. The worse. Get out of front of house serving. I am so glad to be out of that business. Yuck. Turn your blog into a book.
HIgh maintenance is often just fucking lazy. haha, are you sure it won’t be a gallon or two of diet coke they will swill with their binge.