I hear one twenty something woman say to another “Did he try to buttfuck you? Because he tried to buttfuck me.”
It is, to this day, the best thing I have ever overheard.
-Eddie
What Did He Try To Do To You?
Posted: October 8, 2013 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: drinks, food, food service stories, hook ups, how to be a waitress, Humor, life, musings, opinion, restaurant, sex, waitress problems, waitress stories, work
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Reblogged this on Sirins Creative Sparkblog and commented:
Roflmao!!!!!!!
Ah, true love.