William Fucking Shatner

Posted: November 4, 2013 in Bad Tip, Stories
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William Fucking Shatner sat in my section on a busy Saturday lunch shift I was so excited! I went above and beyond (without being creepy). Then he left a %5 tip after a huge meal. On the way out said we were shits for not keeping his fans away from him. I said “Sir, that’s not my job. But if you wanted privacy, you could have mentioned it. You’re in public.” His wife looked sorry, and my manager was livid at the way Shat treated us. Entitled cock munch.

-Susan

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Comments
  1. Knotta Biggins says:

    He really should remember where he came from. After Star Trek ended, and there were no residuals, he spent about 6 months living in the back of his pickup truck. Before Star Trek, he would usually have Kresge’s Fruit Salad for lunch – cause it only cost around a dime at that time.

    WFS is a dick. Just ask Wil Wheaton how Shatner came to all the TNG cast and chatted with them – except for “the kid.” To him, it was “fuck off, kid.”

  2. ksbeth says:

    what a cocky jackass

  3. typical. I served him once too…he’s a real douche wagon.

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