This hipster wanna be kid with a really dirty looking beard and a stupid fedora comes into my bar around 2pm yesterday with one of those fixed gear bikes, tries real hard to find a place to put it, plops down his man-bag-purse, on the table, takes off his small square glasses with no lenses and asks me if i have a vegan menu….At what point is it OK to backhand someone for being such an extreme asshole?
-Chris
Break Room Stories 
Bowties are cool.
People who wear fedoras never win
Hahahaha, oh my goodness. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Thank you!
Right then and there!
Hipster is a disease and we must have compassion on the afflicted. Conforming to the Hipster look and lifestyle is a serious medical and mental condition and hopefully science will find a cure so those suffering with Hipster can return to a normal life and donate their stupid tiny eyeglasses and fedoras to movie prop companies.
I feel like I missed the assholey part.
no court in the land could convict you