This hipster wanna be kid with a really dirty looking beard and a stupid fedora comes into my bar around 2pm yesterday with one of those fixed gear bikes, tries real hard to find a place to put it, plops down his man-bag-purse, on the table, takes off his small square glasses with no lenses and asks me if i have a vegan menu….At what point is it OK to backhand someone for being such an extreme asshole?
-Chris
Bowties are cool.
People who wear fedoras never win
Hahahaha, oh my goodness. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Thank you!
Right then and there!
Hipster is a disease and we must have compassion on the afflicted. Conforming to the Hipster look and lifestyle is a serious medical and mental condition and hopefully science will find a cure so those suffering with Hipster can return to a normal life and donate their stupid tiny eyeglasses and fedoras to movie prop companies.
I feel like I missed the assholey part.
no court in the land could convict you