“Could you tell the kitchen we are in a rush?” UGH! That was the last straw! This bitch at one of my tables decided to drop that little demand after being a huge pain in the ass for the last hour. Yes ma’am I would love to run back to the kitchen on a busy Friday night tell the line cook that your entree’, which you have modified twice after I sent it to the kitchen, that you are in a rush.
-Kristina
Break Room Stories 
Have you seen this??
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/11/this-cafe-will-make-you-pay-more-for-being-rude/