Last night a man came in with a 5 megaton f.u.p.a. (Fat upper penis area) he looked pregnant. Not only did he have to sit 2 feet back from the table, spill food all over himself and the floor, demand 8 diet coke refills, he also smelled really bad and stiffed me. Then again I would be upset too if I had to permanently shop in the maternity section at target.

– Christina

  1. Sunrie says:

    Oh dear god…

  2. Anonymous says:

    sounds like another john wayne gacy.

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