I worked at Red Lobster. People always used to call up and ask if we had crabs. I always laughed even though people did it a lot.
-Ben
Do You Have Crabs?
Posted: December 15, 2013 in Funny, StoriesTags: crabs, food, how to be a waiter, Humor, life, musings, opinion, red lobster, restaurants, waiter rant, waitress rant, work
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Break Room Stories 
So here’s a joke for you.
Two prisoners in a cell.
One says to the other, ‘Is it crabs or lobsters that walk sideways?’
The other replies ‘Crabs.’
‘Well you’ve got lobsters then.’