I hate stupid questions about the menu… why ask me how much every single item is? just look at the freakin menu! while you’re at it, don’t tell me you’re ready to order and then take 20 minutes only on YOUR order! There are other people in the restaurant that I have to attend to!
-Daniel
Break Room Stories 
One time I had an entire table of blind people com in, which is great, nothing against blind people, but we don’t have brail menus… so I had to read the entire menu aloud and then go around and remind each person of things they thought they heard…. meanwhile all my other tables languished… what can you do?