To Much Meat For One Man to Handle

Posted: January 3, 2014 in Dumb Customers, Stories
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I had a customer order a 72 ounce steak with all the fixins; he was about 150lbs soaking wet. I watched him eat this monstrosity with the salad, baked potato and rice in 20 minutes (he got it for free, that was the deal). He seemed to go into a daze at the table and become non-responsive, projectile vomited across the table splashing the three tables in the immediate vicinity, fall of his chair and immediately begin violent seizures. We called the paramedics and the poor guy got carried out on a stretcher (I later learned he was ok, but his body went into shock for consuming a small cow in one sitting). The total bill for the party of 4 was $600 and change; they left me a $200 tip. They were regulars, but we never saw them again.


  1. Lisa Kane says:

    Did they at least order dessert? lolol

  2. This reminds me of Mr Creosote in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life :D

  3. Hatsh says:

    oh dear! That poor man. I feel for people who never partaken in MLE (Major League Eating) before, especially when high quantities of meat is involved. It can be devastating to the body. Hopefully he’s ok now. Way to go on the tip by the way! :o)

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