Powerful Looking Buttcheeks

Posted: January 6, 2014 in Funny, Stories
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The restaurant I work at forces us girls to wear spandex shorts. today a very very drunk man was apparently looking at my ass the entire time he was there. He stops me on the way to the bar and says, “hey hey I….just gots to say…gurl dyamm..dat asss…i mean your buttcheeks….shoot ah….you got some powerful looking buttcheeks ma’am…keep it up.” dude wtf does that mean!? Powerful looking buttcheeks? Should I be sad?

-Alexis

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Comments
  1. johnrsermon says:

    Maybe he means you can crack nuts between them. Or barge people out of the way if u r in a hurry. I’d take it as a compliment.

  2. Amber says:

    One of my jobs forces us to wear skirts in summer. People stop me to talk about my quads all the time. I feel you. It sucks.

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