I Want a Dinner Salad on a BIG plate, Not a Bowl. A BIG Plate

Posted: January 8, 2014 in Dumb Customers, Stories
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As I was taking an order today and the women held up a prissy finger and thrust her head forward. ”Uh, WAIT. I’m not DONE O-kay. I want a dinner salad on a BIG plate, not a bowl. A BIG plate.” She helpfully gestured with her hands. Thank God, because after all these years waiting tables I still don’t know what the fuck a “big plate” is. *facepalm*


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