I watched from behind the bar as a WASTED little man was trying to pick a fight with a Marine on leave.
He turned to the little guy trying to piss him off and goes, “Look, I get it. I let you hit me, you look like a hero. I beat you up, I just look like an asshole.” Pause. “I’m not afraid to look like an asshole.”
The guy sunk back and didn’t bother him for the rest of the night.
-Mike
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There are women with PMS, but there are men with SMS (Short Man Syndrome). If I have to choose which one I’d rather be around, it’s the woman with PMS. :-)