Mom, Please Stop It…

Posted: January 14, 2014 in Embarrassing, Stories
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Bartending at one of those chain restaurants. Well, one day a youngish and well-groomed guy walked in with who I assumed was a cougar. It seemed like they were on some sort of date. For about twenty minutes, all the woman did was talk about different sexual positions, ways to achieve an orgasm. Finally, she loudly approached the topic of anal sex. The young man buried his head in his hands and screamed “Mom, please stop it.” Gave him a shot on the house.

-Hal

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Comments
  1. gallery745 says:

    whoops *hilarious

  2. gallery745 says:

    That’s hilrious lol

  3. rocomic says:

    Non-consensual oedipal vibes. Is it wrong that I’m kinda’ feeling this?

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