Last night I witnessed a couple give their leftovers to a homeless man who subsequently opens the to-go box. Yells, “I dont even like cheese burgers!” Then flings the mostly intact cheeseburger at the generous couple and nails the guy right in the back of the head. I couldn’t tell if I was more shocked at the fact that the bum didn’t like cheeseburgers or that he had such good aim.
-Chris
Break Room Stories 
We have professional beggers in the UK.
One particular lot had a timetable on the wall behind where they sat for who begged where and when. They were also transported between sites in a huge silver High end Mercedes until the press got wind of it and published their pictures..
A good deed never goes unpunished!
LOL!!! Leftovers are not what a homeless person needs in order to feel worthy. A fresh meal, ordered with them in mind might have been something he ate instead of threw :)