I Don’t Even Like Cheeseburgers!

Posted: January 15, 2014 in Funny, Stories
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Last night I witnessed a couple give their leftovers to a homeless man who subsequently opens the to-go box. Yells, “I dont even like cheese burgers!” Then flings the mostly intact cheeseburger at the generous couple and nails the guy right in the back of the head. I couldn’t tell if I was more shocked at the fact that the bum didn’t like cheeseburgers or that he had such good aim.


  1. We have professional beggers in the UK.
    One particular lot had a timetable on the wall behind where they sat for who begged where and when. They were also transported between sites in a huge silver High end Mercedes until the press got wind of it and published their pictures..

  2. suejansons says:

    A good deed never goes unpunished!

  3. LOL!!! Leftovers are not what a homeless person needs in order to feel worthy. A fresh meal, ordered with them in mind might have been something he ate instead of threw :)

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