I serve at a pricey steak house in Southern California with a patio. I have a slow lunch shift on the patio when I get sat with an older well off looking lady. I take her order and she wants 2 fillets (which run $45 a plate) so I ask if I should make one to go. She says no, so I ring em in. I drop the food, walk away, and watch amazed as I think this little lady is going to take down 2 steaks, much to my surprise she takes one of the plates and puts it on the other side of the railing of the patio. I am confused, so I walk over and see her ugly little chihuahua tearing into the steak!