I am a HOST. 3 Nights ago we were on a huuuuge wait like 2 and a half hours. People get real grouchy when they have been waiting that long to eat. after waiting an hour an old woman walked up to me and demanded that she be sat now because she had been waiting for over an hour. I explained that the wait was 2 and a half hours and that there were other guests in front of her. Then it happened…
This little old lady reached in her purse pulled out a nickel and said verbatim…. “i wouldn’t pay this much to fuck your mother!” then walked out….I am still speechless.
-Christina
Break Room Stories 
WOW! Speechless!
I never understand why people get that mad at having to wait. If you REALLY want to eat the food at said place so badly, get a to-go order or just wait. If you just want to eat out, go some place else!
I’m only commenting cause the previous comment was the shit.
i wouldn’t wait 2 1/2 hours for anything. fuck that
What a cow. The wait is the wait. Go somewhere else. The jibe doesn’t really work either. Firstly, I’m guessing she’s never seen your mother in order to judge whether she’s worth fucking at all> Secondly, it implies that you would be less insulted if someone was prepared to pay a greater amount to sleep with your mother, which is messed up in itself.