Walked up to my table having an argument, this is what I heard her say right before I introduced myself:
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”
Awkward…..
-Chris
Waiter Problems: Awkward Fights
Posted: February 12, 2014 in Funny, StoriesTags: awkward, food service, how to be a waiter, Humor, life, musings, opinion, random, waiter problems
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Break Room Stories 
This little things like this that make me miss the calling “Waiter.”