Your Obviously Pleasant and Fragrant Breath

Posted: February 18, 2014 in Funny, Stories
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I was waiting on a really pleasent married couple and we were joking the entire time. They finish their meal and as I drop the check I say to the women of the table,”Ma’am, I’m obligated by policy to offer you an after dinner mint, but please don’t think I personally am making any judgement on your obviously pleasant and fragrant breath.” With that I placed a single mint by her plate, I turned her man and said, “Here.” and I emptied my apron pocket of about a hundred mints straight into this guys lap. I’ve never gotten such a good tip for being so rude! They started crying they were laughing so hard. :D


  1. librarylady says:

    Very funny, but you were lucky they had a sense of humor.

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