I have been bartending for years and heard all kinds of pickup lines. Sometimes I have to take a step back and realize how stupid some guys are.
Her (talking to her girlfriend): “I like a guy who shaves daily. Stubble is annoying.”
Him (interrupting the conversation): “Then you should see my balls.”
-Johnny
well done :)
Smoother than the bonnet of a porsche.
all kinds of crazy people out there..