Then You Should See My Balls

Posted: February 21, 2014 in Creeps, Stories
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I have been bartending for years and heard all kinds of pickup lines. Sometimes I have to take a step back and realize how stupid some guys are.

Her (talking to her girlfriend): “I like a guy who shaves daily. Stubble is annoying.”

Him (interrupting the conversation): “Then you should see my balls.”

-Johnny

Comments
  1. omgvivienlopez says:
    February 21, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    well done :)

  2. beckiesheldon says:
    February 21, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    Smoother than the bonnet of a porsche.

  3. GoldyGal says:
    February 21, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    all kinds of crazy people out there..

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