I was a host for a busy seafood place and the waiters were dumb as rocks, so I used to mess with them all the time. One story sticks out:
Waitress: My customer wants to know where this fish is from?
Me: The Sea of Tranquility.
Giggle, giggle, heel-spin, and she’s telling the table where its from.
*1 minute later*
Waitress: You are such a fucking asshole!