When you split a check you officially fall into the category of what we in the service industry call douchetarded. Have fun with that.
-Tommy
Split Checks
Posted: February 24, 2014 in Dumb Customers, StoriesTags: food, Humor, life, restaurants, Server Life, waiter problems, waitress problems
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The problem sounds more like with you than anything. I never had a problem with people splitting checks.
See, this is why I get nervous when I eat somewhere in a group of more than one person. I don’t want to get in trouble like that.