The Worst Wig I’ve Ever Seen

Posted: March 4, 2014 in Funny, Stories
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So this guy comes in to the bar wearing the worst wig I’ve ever seen. Like blow dried road kill. His head looks like one of those organic eggs that still has a feather on it.

I try my best not to look at it, but it’s practically growling at me. I say ‘Hello’. I take his drink order. I make his drink. I ring it up on the register, and without even noticing I say to him, “Okay sir, would you like to pay now or to pay later.”

-Ross

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Comments
  1. Crystal says:

    i dont get this

  2. very funny, the joke almost slipped past me.

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