I am a host and its my job to make sure the restroom is clean. Today a man walks to the counter and tells me the bathroom is dirty. I walk into the bathroom and there is a pair of tighty whitys with a GIANT shit stain on them sitting right next to the toilet…. awesome.
-Trevor
Break Room Stories 
What the hell? This has happened to me in the restaurant business as well.. What I’ll never understand is why, if you’re going to shit your pants, you can’t at least have the decency to throw your underoos in the trash.
Used to work at bed bath and beyond. You think thats bad mens room stories always involve poo and pee everywhere. The ladies room though, thats a whole nother beast of abise.