I greet a table and before I get a chance to finish saying hi this woman blurts out, “DO YOU HAVE ICEBERG LETTUCE!?” I say yes then this broad follows her question with “good, I want a salad with iceberg lettuce instead of green lettuce….because I am allergic to green lettuce.” WTF….ICEBERG LETTUCE IS GREEN….****Face Palm****


  1. Furie says:

    A lot of people say green lettuce to mean leaf lettuce, which is a different variety to iceberg. Granted, the allergy thing was a lie because the two don’t differ enough for an allergy to one not to affect another, but she was asking for one thing over another.

  2. Ahhhhh….they always think that if they say they are allergic to something, you will take it more seriously (but there is no way to take that claim seriously)! I waited tables for a long time, and there is no other job like that one! Bless you for your service!

  3. HA!!!
    it’s too much.
    tanx for following my blog…

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