Archive for the ‘Dumb Customers’ Category

I have been asked to fulfill the following requests by customers in the restaurant I work at:

“I need you to change your carpets. That pattern makes me feel like I dont want to eat anymore, which is a waste of your time”

“My 14 year old has a toothache, can he have a shot of vodka?”

“Can you please play this CD in your sound system? Its my boyfriend singing. There are only 2 really dirty songs on it that you can just skip”

Some people should not be allowed to reproduce

-Chris

When there are clean open tables throughout the restaurant, why in Gods name do you INSIST on picking the only dirty table in the restaurant, and then get pissy when you ask us to clean it off?

-Bri

So, I worked last week and I was sat a table of three girls and one guy who seemed to me about my age (early 20’s). I came up to the table introduced myself as I always do, and started to take their drink orders when one of the girls asked me to list off every type of lemonade we have, once I was done she informed me she didn’t like our lemonade and just wanted a coke the others laughed. I smiled, and came back with their drinks. From then on every time I came to the table she had something rude to say, I believe that she was showing off to her friends. She unfortunately was the one who paid, and left me a nice little note along with a 10% tip on $50 saying, “Better service will get you a better tip! Smile. Don’t judge a table by their age, we work in a rest (she crossed out the end of restaurant I’m assuming because she didn’t know how to spell it) and we would have left you a GREAT tip! <3" When she and her friends left she smacked the book right next to guest I was assisting and said "here ya go."

If she really is a server, and I really doubt it by the way she treated me, I'm sure karma will come back and get her. I've never treated any server of mine with such hostility and hatefulness. Oh, and I know how to spell the type of place I work at, and I don't judge people based on age but based on how they treat me. Thanks!

-Kristen

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Me: “Hi, I’m Megan, I’ll be your waitress tonight.”

Customer: “Well, hi, I’m Joe and I’ll be your customer for tonight”

Oh, the laughs that were had. ._.

-Megan

I am a host. At the host stand we have a bucket with crayons for little kids. On the way out of my restaurant a woman stopped at the host stand and started shoveling crayons into her purse. I said, “ma’am those are for children please stop stealing our crayons” she replied, ” Listen here missy don’t be tellin me what to do! besides you can afford to let me steal crayons” then she zipped up her giant purse and ran out of the restaurant. I was speechless.

-Samantha

I had a lady complain that her salad was too cold, and now she had to let it sit and warm up before she could eat it. WTF!?

-Bert

Customer: “Are you guys closed?”

Me: (After locking the door, putting up the closed sign, and turning off the lights) “No we just like to sit in here with the lights off and the doors locked.”

-Dawn

When you split a check you officially fall into the category of what we in the service industry call douchetarded. Have fun with that.

-Tommy

Just when you think you’ve heard it all…someone asks “uhhMmm what kind of fish is in the Ahi Sliders?”…..really?!

-Danielle