Archive for the ‘Server Problems’ Category

why even take the time to go to a restaurant if your master plan is to order water (for a party of 6!) and ALL share 1 entree and 1 appetizer???!!!

-Meghan

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There always has to be that one group of guys that think they’re so awesome because every waitress they make an inappropriate, perverted comment to acts like its cool and sometimes even smiles. Note to all the douche-bags who pull this one: we smile because we are paid to do so…and we continue to talk to you and act as if we give a fuck weather or not you’re enjoying your entree because we literally cannot leave…and most importantly take note that you all are disgusting! K, thanks!

-D.

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I’d bitch a lot less, and be a lot happier if you just let me drink on the fucking clock.

-Everyone in the service industry ever

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Serving may not require an excessive amount of schooling and certification. However, the position does require it’s candidates to listen to many, many, many people bitch about their personal problems…coincidence? I think not!

-Michael

I get it, you hate your job and so taking the opportunity to express yourself on the bathroom wall with a lost sharpie doesn’t sound like a bad idea. However, if and when you do take these opportunities, please remember that I and/or another fellow co-worker will be responsible for cleaning up your “self-expression.”

-Danielle

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