Walked up to my table having an argument, this is what I heard her say right before I introduced myself:
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”
Awkward…..
-Chris
Posts Tagged ‘awkward’
Waiter Problems: Awkward Fights
Posted: February 12, 2014 in Funny, StoriesTags: awkward, food service, how to be a waiter, Humor, life, musings, opinion, random, waiter problems
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Why Servers & and Bartenders Make Just As Much As Doctors With PH.D’s
Posted: September 23, 2013 in Server Problems, StoriesTags: #imnotyourtherapist, #Serverlife, #Serverproblems, #waitressproblems, awkward, brs, random, Stories
Serving may not require an excessive amount of schooling and certification. However, the position does require it’s candidates to listen to many, many, many people bitch about their personal problems…coincidence? I think not!
-Michael
Break Room Stories 