Posts Tagged ‘bad tips’

After paying with exact change a mother with 2 spoiled bratty kids thrusts a dollar bill at me and says, “thanks, you were so good with us.  take this,”  then shook the dollar under my nose. The paper touched my face (her bill was $107.65) . I said, “I am a waiter not a stripper, keep that dollar for later hun.” Then walked away. Got chewed out by my boss but it was worth it.

– Kyle

I’m not serving you because I think it’s a great way to pass the time.. This is my job. I depend on tips to make it so I’m getting at least minimum wage. If you come please for the love of a roof over my head, tip 15%.

– Nikki

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Today I was at work (a chain restaurant) and I went in back because it was slow. My buddy Cody was dragging this huge box out the back door. And he looked at me, and I looked at him, and it was unspoken.

I got in the box. He closed the lid. And we laughed and laughed. Until a manager walked by and asked what the hell was going on. I got out of the box.

And when I went back out front, one of my tables had been sat. They’d been sitting there for a while actually. They said about five minutes. These people had been sitting there for THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS IN THE BOX. I had a really hard time keeping a straight face as I told them I’d been rolling silverware in the back and apologized for the delay. Though this kind of killed my tip for that table, it was hilarious and worth it.

-Amber

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