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Today I was at work (a chain restaurant) and I went in back because it was slow. My buddy Cody was dragging this huge box out the back door. And he looked at me, and I looked at him, and it was unspoken.

I got in the box. He closed the lid. And we laughed and laughed. Until a manager walked by and asked what the hell was going on. I got out of the box.

And when I went back out front, one of my tables had been sat. They’d been sitting there for a while actually. They said about five minutes. These people had been sitting there for THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS IN THE BOX. I had a really hard time keeping a straight face as I told them I’d been rolling silverware in the back and apologized for the delay. Though this kind of killed my tip for that table, it was hilarious and worth it.


I work at a restaurant in Newport Beach CA. This sign hangs in the employee bathroom. I giggle every time I have to pee.


Funny sign in bathroom

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