Posts Tagged ‘Cheap Asses’

Note to all 15 year olds: the whole “ewww there was a hair in my fries. Even though I ate them all, I refuse to pay for these and actually want some more” trick only works once per restaurant. Unless you like spit in your fries, please take note of this advice given. Thank you.


The following scenario or any scenario remotely similar to the following should not, under any circumstance, yield confusion:

me charging you for 5 drinks when you ordered 10….unless you thought you were getting them all comped…which wlll NEVER happen.

Note to all the confused: as long as you are being served by servers (who rely on tips to pay for life), getting hooked up for only half of the drinks consumed throughout the night really isn’t half bad.


What is it with seniors and chicken nuggets?! You are obviously not 10 years old…either kick rocks or go to McDonalds…,you ordering  from the kid’s menu is not an option.


I walk into the back room to hear my managers bitching about how we all come into work looking like shit…how the bartender isn’t wearing socks, how Dave is always sweaty, ect., ect. Note to managers: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE WHILE WORKING…WE WILL LITERALLY CONTINUE TO WEAR OUR JANKY CLOTHES UNTIL THEY FALL OFF!