Posts Tagged ‘cheap people’

I am a Waiter Not a Stripper

Posted: November 27, 2013 in Funny, Stories
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After paying with exact change a mother with 2 spoiled bratty kids thrusts a dollar bill at me and says, “thanks, you were so good with us.  take this,”  then shook the dollar under my nose. The paper touched my face (her bill was $107.65) . I said, “I am a waiter not a stripper, keep that dollar for later hun.” Then walked away. Got chewed out by my boss but it was worth it.

– Kyle

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cheap-ass

Posted: October 18, 2013 in Cheap, Stories
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The following scenario or any scenario remotely similar to the following should not, under any circumstance, yield confusion:

me charging you for 5 drinks when you ordered 10….unless you thought you were getting them all comped…which wlll NEVER happen.

Note to all the confused: as long as you are being served by servers (who rely on tips to pay for life), getting hooked up for only half of the drinks consumed throughout the night really isn’t half bad.

-Heather